Birthday spanking

It may be your birthday, but that doesn’t mean you get a free cheat pass.

…………….Donald Trump, TMZ

Buffy, I feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on ! I’d curb that impulse if I were you, Xander. Check. Cancel spanking.


Here’s a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card,
One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard,
Four, Five, Six
One to live on, one to grow on,
One to make you fat.

…………. Anonymous

Some children receive birthday “spankings”, which are were originally based on superstition, but are now more of a birthday prank or a joke. Hundreds of years ago, spankings were given for each year of the birthday child’s life. Beyond that number, a child received another spanking to grow on, one to live on, one to eat on, one to be happy on, and yet another spanking to get married on. At one time, it was considered back luck if the birthday celebrant was not spanked because it was believed to “soften up the body for the tomb.” Historians are unsure if the practice of swatting the birthday girl or boy was treated as a joke, as people view it today.


Most people have at least heard of Birthday Spankings, so this can be another tool in your search for playmates (see  PROSPECTING  ).

Couldn’t resist answering this one !  I would not miss a birthday spanking, and you guessed it – it doesn’t matter whose it is, mine or his !   I am the spanker, and I give birthday spankings to my husband to celebrate both his birthday and mine.  For his birthday this year (in June) I spanked him several times over the course of the day, with different implements, sometimes just my hand… it was memorable.  His bottom was rosy and sore all day long.

And what’s the most fun about birthday spankings is that you can talk about them in front of anyone you know – no matter how vanilla they are – and everybody gets a chuckle out of it !

………… hisbosss, Erotic Spankings

(In the interests of balance, of course.)

I always spank birthday girls making them sing
” happy birthday to Me
happy birthday to Me
spanking over your knee “

Is it weird for an adult woman to ask for a birthday spanking ?

” it’s not weird
but it’s not worth it lol
ask for something more !
new shoes, new jewellery, etc
you can get a spanking any other time you want “

……………….. ” poison ivy ”  (  Yahoo! Answers )

(” But it is not my Birthday. “)