Spanking homour

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody.
Richard M. Nixon


Top 20 Politically Correct Ways To Call Someone A Pervert :

  1. Morally Challenged
  2. Sadomasochistically-engineered
  3. Sensationally-accomplished
  4. Kinkifically-resolved
  5. Exhibitionismically-oriented
  6. Missionary-incompatible
  7. Dominantly-endowed
  8. Submissively-enabled
  9. Orientation-curious
  10. Contusion-achieved
  11. Gender-empowered
  12. Pain-reliant
  13. Polycapable
  14. Deviationally-fixated
  15. Fetish-accessible
  16. Restraint-compatible
  17. Leather-dependent
  18. Endorphin-enhanced
  19. Spank-natured
  20. And the #1 politically correct way to say ‘pervert’…1. Vanilla-impaired



“The Wrong Number !!”

Man calls home.

Maid answers phone.

He says,”Can I speak to my wife ?”

She says,”No, she’s upstairs in bed with her boyfriend.”

He’s maid–says,”Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both.”

Being the loyal maid, she says,”Ok.”

5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says,”Ok, they’re both dead. What should I do with the bodies ?”

He says,”Throw them in the pool, and I’ll take care of them when I get home.”

She says,”We don’t have a pool.”

He asks,”Is this 555-1489 ?”